Sep

23

Introduction time!

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Hello there! Below is a ridiculously long, but amazingly wonderful (I’m not egotistical at alllll) post about me; jam packed with fun facts and whatever else I decide to include. If, for some unexplainable reason, you don’t feel like reading it all, then you should know that…

  • My name is Shelby Marie Heise (Heise rhymes with rice in case you were wondering).
  • I am obsessed with the color grey, Converse, nail polish (especially grey nail polish), Jane Austen, and glow in the dark stars.
  • My lucky number is 3.
  • I have a younger brother who serves as my garbage disposal and as a source of entertainment when I’m too lazy to turn on the TV.
  • Maury and The Jerry Springer Show are my downfall.
  • I’m a freshman and I have no idea what I want to major in.
  • The Descent is my favorite movie of all time, with Spaceballs coming in at a close second.
  • I spell out okay and doughnuts.
  • I have a love affair with asinine, completely superfluous adjectives and increasingly long sentences with a ludicrous amount of commas.
  • Also, I use the word ludicrous.
  • And finally, I love it here at OU. Boomer Sooner!

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