Jul
12
The cryptid Gigantanthropus Canadensis , or common Sasquatch, came to Oklahoma some time after the dust bowl and began forming bands in the Ozark Mountains. A rogue troop eventually found their way to the central part of the state and OU’s campus in the early 1950s. The union’s “Big Sas,” is one of the last of his kind choosing to dwell among humans rather than retreat to the forests. He is, however, still reclusive and chooses to maintain most of his communication with the world through social media. Big Sas is still a mystery for the most part, but we do know he enjoys CR burger combos with curly fries, Sooner Football, updating his food blog “Bigfoot in the Kitchen,” and throwing barrels at plumbers. Keep an eye out for Big Sas around the union, on UPB’s facebook fan page and here at Sessions with Sasquatch for chances to win UPB swag and other great prizes!
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