That’s right, lords and ladies, this week I’m blogging about that inexplicably sensitive yet terrifyingly hateful beast: Le Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. (My friends are not sure if this is the most wisely chosen blog topic, but I have to go with what comes to me. And by “comes to me” I mean “the issue by which […]
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Stiff Upper Lip, Chaps
So. Graduation’s knocking. And I, much like esteemed colleague Abigail, am freaking out, man. The natural reaction, I think, to realize you’re graduating into a weak economy with a pretty little piece of paper that says ‘I write good,’ but what’s a poor professional writing major to do? Ask you! Pretty convenient, isn’t it?
Man’s Greatest Fear: The Handbag
Let’s be frank here, people. I don’t want to be writing this today, and you don’t want to be reading it (well actually, maybe you do want to be reading it…maybe you truly are so bored at work that you’d rather read about me not wanting to write than to answer tedious emails. And I […]
Countdown to Homelessness: 116 Days
Ohhhhh myyyyy gossssssssh. Is it seriously time to start doing school stuff again?? I could’ve sworn I was just playing in the snowdrifts of Blizzard 2009! Why is that time only flies when I’m sleeping late and eating home-cooked food, and not when I’m pulling 8 hour shifts at the library? You fail, Time. You […]
The End Approaches
…in about six hours or so, whenever this last final paper is due. I love you all, folks, but a student’s gotta do what a student’s gotta do. See you next week!
Things That Probably Shouldn’t Be
My posting as of late has been sparse due to the relentless nature of life (not to mention my own work ethic–about 70 percent of which could be called whimsical at best), but it’s all finally calming down again. All of this leads me into something somewhat unorthodox for my section of Unwind, since all […]
Nobody’s Pinocchio
For the most part, I consider myself to be a responsible human being. I feed myself, I clothe myself, I pay my bills on time (save for one forgetful incident 2 years ago that will forever mar my otherwise perfect credit score), and I exist in the general population with relative ease and appropriateness. However. […]
Dead Week? Pfffffft.
Man. I thought I was going to be all clever, here, until I saw Abigail scooped me on it by at least two days. Thanks. 🙁 So what’s the deal with Dead Week? Despite the name, it’s consistently been the most hellish week ever for something like eight semesters now. This year? Two massive research […]
It is Time.
Well here we are, children. Dead week. Hell week. The one week in the semester when all the epic date parties and wild nights on campus corner seem tragically dwarfed by the fact that every single one of your professors is trying to kill you. Who cares that you’ve had the time of your life […]
Folk Friday: Aaron Hale
Ah, our time together is drawing short. As I am a December graduate (woo!) I’ll be taking my leave of my post as your music critic in the next few weeks. Do not fear; there will be another who carries the torch. But until then, I will continue to regale you with folksters young and […]
